PHOTOSENSITIVITY WARNING STRONG FLASHING LIGHTS ARE PART OF THIS. TURN BACK IF THAT HARMS YOU.
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WITHOUT LIFE AND THUS ONTOLOGICAL ALL WITHIN ARE FOREVER AND EVER  WITHOUT LIFE AND THUS ONTOLOGICAL ALL WITHIN ARE FOREVER AND EVER 
REMINDER ALL COLONY OF PROCESS WHILE NONE DARING IN PROGRESSING  REMINDER ALL COLONY OF PROCESS WHILE NONE DARING IN PROGRESSING 
PERHAPS UNTO THESE WALK WISHES INSPIRATION OR DOOM OR  PERHAPS UNTO THESE WALK WISHES INSPIRATION OR DOOM OR 
DONE CRYBABY PLAY FLASHES IN SPURT OF WISDOM ONCE  DONE CRYBABY PLAY FLASHES IN SPURT OF WISDOM ONCE 

what the hell?

you may be thinking "why is this guy plugged into a torture device?". truth is - life is sometimes torturous. there's a purpose to this, though!

what happens is that this machine sends electrical signals into my brain that ACTIVATE all of my neurons AT ONCE, then it receives all the information resulting from that, makes sense of it, and spits out a random memory from what it got. try it!

...just don't do it too much, okay? it hurts.

it's kind of like a fortune cookie, except you're cracking ME open. sicko.

(memories don't repeat until you've gone through them all)

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WHAT THE HELL?

HELLO???? do you really need to be reading this RIGHT NOW??