you may be thinking "why is this guy plugged into a torture device?". truth is - life is sometimes torturous. there's a purpose to this, though!
what happens is that this machine sends electrical signals into my brain that ACTIVATE all of my neurons AT ONCE, then it receives all the information resulting from that, makes sense of it, and spits out a random memory from what it got. try it!
...just don't do it too much, okay? it hurts.
it's kind of like a fortune cookie, except you're cracking ME open. sicko.
(memories don't repeat until you've gone through them all)
HELLO???? do you really need to be reading this RIGHT NOW??