printer noises - https://freesound.org/people/CusconautA/sounds/219018/
paper crumpling - https://freesound.org/people/tosha73/sounds/706507/
machine ambience - https://freesound.org/people/ifm185/sounds/185258/
motor noise - https://freesound.org/people/arnaud%20coutancier/sounds/436399/
ding - https://freesound.org/people/iainmccurdy/sounds/684796/
windows xp sounds - hm... don't remember