Questions (i) Frequently Ask

here is a collection of things i find i often ask either myself or other people, and i'm giving you the chance to give these out of context, sometimes rhetorical, questions completely unrhetorical answers, in 255 characters or less.

you do not need to answer all of them, you can even answer just one, if you want.

it's simple, type your answer into the input box and send it away for me to read.
make my daily life a little more opaque through your enlightening answer(s).

no other data is collected, it is completely anonymous.